Sunday 31 January 2010

PROS AND CONS OF HAVING SEX WITH A MALE MODEL


PROS
-He is thin and pretty.
-Its kind of like sleeping with the hottest boy at school.
-He looks fantastic naked.
-Taking him to a party is like carrying the latest Prada bag- while you are aware that it is totally shallow, you feel incredibly superior as you acknowledge sheer jealousy in the eyes of other women.

CONS
-He is thinner and prettier that you. In reality, next to him you are elephantine.
-It reminds you that the hottest boy at school had no idea you existed.
-He is more concerned with how he looks naked than how you look naked. In fact, it is quite possible that he wouldn't notice if you weren't there, were it not for using you as a receptacle for semen.
-Taking him to a party is like going WITH the latest Prada bag. Except you are fairly sure that the bag would make better conversation.

Image by Bruce Webber for VMAN

1 comment:

  1. i totally love your entire blog.. funny, witty and above everything; realistic..

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