PETER CROUCH: Without a doubt, the biggest Douche in town. However, is it just me, or is anyone else starting to like Abbey Clancy? I used to think she was unbearable, but now I actually feel kind of protective towards her.
GAY OF THE MONTH
HENRY HOLLAND: Designer and all-round fagulous being with the best quiff in town. Email him your questions to MIWIHSW@gmail.com